Just another day in PARADISE.

Just when you think that life is going along pretty well, something happens to change your mind, right? I haven't had too terribly much of a Maddie problem lately, but yesterday at Grandmas house she got a little crazy. We were all together celebrating my 30th birthday, and after dinner all the kids got together downstairs to play. They had been playing really well for a while and all was great. I hadn't heard too much from the kids in a while and when I got up to go to the bathroom, I noticed that the light was on in the bathroom and someone was in there. I knocked and said who is in there? Well Maddie responded its ME. When I opened the door, there was Maddie completely nude with water EVERYWHERE!! As I was picking up her soaking wet clothes I noticed that her underwear was missing. I asked her where it went and she said toilet-all gone. She had flushed them down. Well then she had tried to flush it and that's where all the water came from. So lucky for us Cyndi had an old N.K.O.T.B. (vintage) t-shirt for her to wear and away we went. Today I got a call from grandma Helen and she wondered if it could have been possible for Maddie to have flushed all the toothbrushes? Well apparently the toothbrushes are M.I.A. and the toilet is still clogged. I asked her where the toothbrushes went and she said gone. I can't believe that she is doing the toilet thing. I don't know where we all were and how we missed her going into the bathroom. I don't know if Phil is going to have to take the toilet off or what, but its not going to be fun. I feel so bad. I just can't take Maddie anywhere!!